i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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