it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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