handjob tips. give me some.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..