k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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