It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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