Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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