Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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