Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
