Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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When did angry sex become our thing?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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