i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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