I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So much Jack, so little girl.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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