used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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We were destined to go to rehab together
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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