this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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