I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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