Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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