You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize