You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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