we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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