I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we're making bets on your personal life
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
