im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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