Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she smelled like a LAN party
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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