He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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