its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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