god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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