doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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