So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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