I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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