There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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