so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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