I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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