i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
