Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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