I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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