He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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