Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
