i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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