We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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