just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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