why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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