I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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