As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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