Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He better not be in your backpack
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit