I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
please don't ironically join a cult
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