My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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