Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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