the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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