It's Friday. Sex?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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