are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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