Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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