My friends, they love my intelligence
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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