Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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