i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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