did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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