You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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