I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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