My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize