It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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