great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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