Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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