So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I want to fling myself into the sun
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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